By Miles Patrick Yohnke
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One day, I came home and was greeted by my lover.
She was dressed in sexy lingerie.
"Tie me up," she whispered,
"And you can do anything you want."
So I tied her up and went off cycling for the afternoon.
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Subject: Whimsical Adventures in Winter's Wonderland
Release Date: Nov. 21, 2024
One day, I came home and was greeted by my lover. She was dressed in sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she whispered, "And you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up and went off cycling for the afternoon.
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I open this newsletter with a laugh. A joke--with the hopes you'll read my entire newsletter - for it is one that is deeply important to me.
My province of Saskatchewan and beloved city of Saskatoon is now blanketed in a beautiful white powder. This newsletter is about promoting health and happiness--it's about Peace on Earth created through bicycling.
How does bicycling create World Peace you may ask? When you bike--you get a spike…
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Subject: Valentine's Special: A Time to be Naughty and a Time to be Nice!
Release Date: Feb. 14, 2024
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
- Anonymous
"If I were fire, I would burn; if I were a woodcutter, I would strike. But I am a heart, and I love."
- Nikos Kazantzakis
"True love stories never have endings."
- Richard Bach
To coincide with Valentine's Day, I have included two volumes of writings. The first is titled: "You Make Me…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Subject: Valentine's Special: A Time to be Naughty and a Time to be Nice!
Release Date: Feb. 14, 2024
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
- Anonymous
"If I were fire, I would burn; if I were a woodcutter, I would strike. But I am a heart, and I love."
- Nikos Kazantzakis
"True love stories never have endings."
- Richard Bach
To coincide with Valentine's Day, I have included two volumes of writings. The first is titled: "You Make Me…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Subject: Valentine's Special: A Time to be Naughty and a Time to be Nice!
Release Date: Feb. 14, 2024
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
- Anonymous
"If I were fire, I would burn; if I were a woodcutter, I would strike. But I am a heart, and I love."
- Nikos Kazantzakis
"True love stories never have endings."
- Richard Bach
To coincide with Valentine's Day, I have included two volumes of writings. The first is titled: "You Make Me…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Subject: Valentine's Special: A Time to be Naughty and a Time to be Nice!
Release Date: Feb. 14, 2023
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
- Dr. Seuss
"Laughter is holier than piety, freedom is sweeter than fame, and in the end, it's love and love alone that really matters."
- Tom Robbins
"Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday."
- Ted Koosner
To coincide with Valentine's Day, I have included two volumes of writings.
The first is titled: "You Make Me Laugh but It Isn't Funny!" a 1-minute read.
The second is titled: "Seven Poems of Desire" a 3-minute read.
I hope you enjoy! Happy…